Morning Oppo!

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 08/10/2015 at 07:57 • Filed to: Morning

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:)

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/10/2015 at 08:03

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Nothing like MURICA in the morning.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/10/2015 at 08:04

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Two things.

1) Needs a white hellcat.

2) You talked to the girl last night, didn’t you?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/10/2015 at 08:09

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1. YES

2. YES, for at least 4-5 hours.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/10/2015 at 08:14

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Sauce’s top tips

-Clean your hands very ell before seeing your date. Most people don’t appreciate grease-prints because you just *know* they will lwear light colored clothing.

-Working on your car makes a much better solo activity than a partner one. Unless they are also good with a wrote nch, best to leave car work for days when you’re alone anyways....

-That being said, I will say that boobs and a single malt scotch do cure the days when you can’t seem to fix a single thing. But that’s just me. Find your own cure, K-Roll. Find your boobs and scotch!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/10/2015 at 08:17

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Will do!! Those tips are most awesomesauce! :)

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 08/10/2015 at 08:18

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LOVE me some freedom in the morning.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/10/2015 at 08:42

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K-ROLL’S 3 COURSE BREAKFAST

1)FREEDOM

2)LIBERTY

3)JUDICIOUS HORSEPOWER FOR ALL

TractorPillow > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/10/2015 at 09:35

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Definitely agree with the working on the car advice. When you screw something up, bang your head, strip a bolt, etc. it’s not good, but it’s even worse when the girl you like is watching you. Also if she messes something up its a no-win situation...I guess you could get props for being good at forgiveness.

Rico > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/10/2015 at 11:11

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On that note take a couple more tips:

1. Make sure your nails are cut and clean, women will notice such things.

2. Don’t go overboard with compliments, it will make you look desperate. When you meet her say you look nice (don’t go overboard with the compliment either and say “you look as amazing as the morning dew on a beautiful Summer day” or some corny shit.

3. Whatever shoes/sneakers you wear make sure they are clean.

4. Play it cool, treat your interaction with her as if you were hanging out with someone you know. A common mistake is for a guy to go out on a date and behave like a puppy who is super excited to have received some attention, women don’t like this.

5. Don’t be afraid to disagree. No woman wants a yes man, if you say “Yeah I not a fan of Ex. A” and she says “I’m a big fan of Ex. A” don’t switch your answer and say “Yeah I kind of like Ex. A too” that’s lame.

I can think of more things later after the coffee kicks in but I definitely won’t steer you wrong.